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THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine


TAGS: sense makes none nutcracker
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by aPauling

twill1962 - October 6, 2012, 2:01 am
John, guy in upper left is the Nutcracker. And, the Nutcracker is ballet based on a children's Chrstmas story. It is NOT Broadway.
xbrittanyx14 - October 5, 2011, 7:25 pm
The nutcraker is a ballet, not a broadway show.
John - September 8, 2008, 3:16 pm
-Im usually way too busy eyeing up the men...
John - September 8, 2008, 2:37 pm
Did anyone else see the guy in the top lefthad corner WTF? also uncultured just because you dont pay attention to g** broadway shows
mazumi - August 29, 2008, 1:39 pm
Actually, she's practicing good gun safety. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to fire.
D4V3 - July 2, 2008, 8:49 am
someone should tell that chick where the trigger is... the gun doesnt fire itself sweetheart!
Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:14 pm
Nice...
Ernie - June 26, 2008, 1:46 pm
Excellent observation! Well done!


JABBA AND JUNE - Luke and Leia weren't the only twins separated at birth


TAGS: june shannon jabba
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by vilnius

tellitlikeitis - October 13, 2012, 8:51 pm
This rocks... geez I can't stand these backwoods people.


Call Me Weird -


TAGS: nonconformism individual vs crowd
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 2:49 am
i am too :) lol


IN SWEDEN - We have something called Systembolaget


TAGS: systembolaget in sweden death metal nominon
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by Hook

patrioten - September 16, 2009, 11:44 am
bara för att ni inte kan göra metal i danmark (:
kashat swe - September 16, 2009, 11:38 am
DK,we are not.. if we had 16 year limit, what difference would it make a few meter above your country, småglin
DK - April 15, 2009, 12:01 pm
Hey, Blue***k! You're just mad because the economical crisis made sure to f*** up Sweden. At least we can control ourselves in DK after a bottle of vodka at age 16 - you're gone after a f***ing Carlsberg (whimps). Woohoo, black metal country!!! Fy fan.
My dick is big, with blue and yellow stripes - April 2, 2009, 10:43 am
It's where all stronger beverages above 3.5% must be bought. They have a ****load of beer from all over the world, but you have to be 20 to buy, but that's why we have Denmark who let's 16 year olds buy vodka for 6 - 20 Euros.
The Masked Wombat - March 18, 2009, 9:06 pm
yeah, those are purses..and not shopping bags...
redneck - March 9, 2009, 4:48 am
what the hell is a bolaget? nice purple purses ... fags
Khatmonsuk - February 28, 2009, 7:54 am
All hail the might of Systembolaget.


DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAA! - CAPTAIN CHAOS!!


TAGS: cannonball dom captain ciaos
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

niz - June 17, 2012, 4:52 pm
I just watched cannonball run! 5L
Budog - June 13, 2012, 1:18 pm
LMAO, thanks for the laugh today! 5L
CloudchaserS - June 13, 2012, 9:54 am
"JJ, I saved that woman's dog!" 5L because I loved that movie when I was a pup!
TheSanityInspector - June 13, 2012, 9:51 am
Dom DeLuise, RIP...


all lives matter -




AND SO THIS IS - Christmas and what have you done


TAGS: mary lennon iwill burn forthis
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

crankyhead - December 16, 2011, 1:00 am
LOL!


ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde


TAGS: mask v anonymous identity scientology oscar wilde quote legion rebelion foxnews
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by furniturestore

agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it


TIS THE PRIVILEGE OF FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: friendship big lebowski nonsense
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by sickartist

nicholsjoshua15 - January 30, 2013, 4:28 pm
Isn't that the guy from Day Of The Dead? I love that movie!
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:39 pm
Nihilists!
Fatt Matt - December 30, 2009, 4:40 pm
That rug really tied the room together. 5 Caucasians for you.


REDNECK ENGINEERING - Why America will never be successfully invaded by a foreign country.


TAGS: redneck engineering pumpkin cannon
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by MichiganDogman

Theguyatthebar - November 16, 2011, 6:58 pm
The link was accidental!
Theguyatthebar - November 16, 2011, 6:57 pm
The year 1812 begs to differ!
timothep - November 15, 2011, 7:14 am
native americans beg to differ !


IN HELL -


TAGS: hell none dream like jersey
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Rabbitearsblog - April 21, 2012, 3:27 pm
Oh my gosh!! This is so awesome!!! Is there a way I can get this poster?
Reality Lord - October 6, 2011, 1:22 pm

send me a pm directly.
NumberXIII - October 6, 2011, 12:15 pm
Is there any way I can get this into a poster?
mariand - October 2, 2011, 8:31 am
Stunning...fav'd
Reality Lord - October 2, 2011, 1:50 am

ty...i think...lol
caveman - October 2, 2011, 1:29 am
Ex5eptional stuff


BACON - A Synonym for happiness.




WE'RE NON-CONFORMISTS! - That's why we all dress alike


TAGS: irony non conformists goth
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by vilnius

BoneCD - August 5, 2012, 6:45 pm
ROAR...I love this 5L


YOU MESS WITH THE BULL -


TAGS: breakfast club richard vernon
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 2, 2011, 4:50 pm
I was smitten with Ally
steph1 - March 2, 2011, 4:03 pm
John Bender: Eat... My... Shorts. ---- Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday. ----- loved the breakfast club ---- and Ally Sheedy was h**


WE ARE LEGION -


TAGS: anonymity guy fawkes liberty orwell and your mom
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 9:09 pm
Brilliant, very well done RL, very well done. 5L+
spacedog - August 18, 2010, 7:42 pm
5L. Well done.
Airman - August 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
very well done
Derek - August 18, 2010, 5:53 pm
Your best ever :})
Hawamleh - August 18, 2010, 5:07 pm
Nice One :) 5ls, But Careful Pissing Off Those Bastards, They Are Pretty Good At flooding And What-not.
Faceplant31 - August 18, 2010, 4:15 pm
AMSOME!! One of your best RL! 5L and fav'd


MARK 5:9 - and jesus asked him 'what is your name?' he replied 'my name is legion for we are many' WE ARE ANONYMOUS, WE ARE LEGION


TAGS: anonymous bible passage scientology
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by Chubb

Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:52 am
I feel as though I'm in a hall of mirrors.
LOLOLOL - August 2, 2009, 1:25 pm
SCIFAG TROLL!!!
Dweezle - March 19, 2009, 2:14 pm
The Bible was indeed an excellent work of fiction And yes the demons were put into pigs
Dweezle - March 19, 2009, 2:14 pm
The Bible was indeed an excellent work of fiction And yes the demons were put into pigs
LOLWUT? - August 27, 2008, 6:00 pm
"If my knowledge of old fictional books is correct" A WINRAR IS YOU.
Captain Douchebag - July 7, 2008, 10:41 pm
If my knowledge of old fictional books is correct, that passage comes from a story where a man was possessed by many demons, prompting the "My name is Legion" response. I think the demons were placed into pigs or something, I really just skimmed over that
Dude - July 7, 2008, 9:49 pm
So, Anonymous is Lucifer now?


FACEBOOK STATUS -


TAGS: lennon s comment we are bigger than christ
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Verdeckt - July 24, 2011, 7:23 am
Jesus has poked you, do you want to poke back? Mary says no, I ain't falling for that again...
coldinjected - July 23, 2011, 11:55 am
I needed this today, thank you.
spacedog - July 23, 2011, 10:35 am
Jesus Christ that's a lot of hair products. Amazing. 5L


SENSE - This picture makes none


TAGS: jack sparrow clone empire star wars sense none
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Din Mama

boeweizer - April 18, 2010, 1:52 am
pirates vs. clone troops = no more pirates
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:53 pm
eeeeeeeek. ok, I'm sorry, but that erks me beyond belief. "it doesn't" not "it don't" oh man. that is soooo incorrect. sorry. that just bugged me.
Woodywood03a - November 14, 2009, 11:43 pm
You are right... it don't
whatukno - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
It's cause your missing the 6 Jedi Ninja that are in this picture.
Jmac0585 - November 9, 2009, 3:52 pm
aPauling - look up Letters of Marque and Reprisal. The crown didn't "always" have a problem.
alIAS - May 26, 2009, 6:02 pm
''Jack Sparrow is a pirate. The Empire frowns upon piracy, just like the British Empire.'' Oh, so thats why Vader hired all those bounty hunters...
Charles - September 17, 2008, 7:28 am
The Empire frowns upon your pirate shenanigans.
aPauling - September 8, 2008, 10:55 am
Jack Sparrow is a pirate. The Empire frowns upon piracy, just like the British Empire.
Captain Jack Sparrow - September 7, 2008, 9:44 pm
Of couse it does, mate. It means I'm hallucinating because Elizabeth got rid of all my rum. Again.


IMAGINE -


TAGS: lennon jobs
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Airman

Derek - October 7, 2011, 5:49 am
He would've loved this


the sound of silence -


TAGS: ferguson mlk riots nonviolence violence
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - November 6, 2015, 6:20 am

i think you may have missed the posters message pikeman
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 1:47 am
We hurd what the rioting thugs had to sy befor the riots. Blacks are to be allowed to commit any crime they want with no ill consequences. The rational majority say "Screwdle that!!"
Bandit5906 - December 22, 2014, 11:07 pm
Beautiful. Thank you!
Greybeard - November 28, 2014, 12:06 am
Stunning as always. :)
Reality Lord - November 27, 2014, 7:49 pm

"Fools," said I, "You do not know – Silence like a cancer grows. Hear my words that I might teach you. Take my arms that I might reach you."
mariand - November 27, 2014, 6:36 pm
But my words like silent raindrops fell... awe5ome
tellitlikeitis - November 27, 2014, 2:04 pm
VERY nicely done:)
GaryO - November 27, 2014, 10:34 am
Well done. Powerful. As always. Reasons Greetings, Lord.
spacedog - November 27, 2014, 9:28 am
The words of the prophets are written on the 5ubway walls, and tenement halls.


ANONYMOUS -


TAGS: anonymous november remember
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

NickDahlmier - May 12, 2016, 2:53 am
Oh, come-on...! Someone must know the chorus!
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:19 am
They see him rollin'... They hatin'...!
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:18 am
I do remember... the 21st night of September. Love was changing the minds of pretenders, while chasing the clouds away! Our hearts were ringing in the key that our souls were singing, as we danced in the night, remember how the stars stole the night away!
GaryO - November 5, 2012, 10:08 pm
The Lord rolleth


EMO ASIAN CONTRACT KILLER - killing you while staying non-conformist


TAGS: emo asian contract killer is non conformist
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by stygian616

rodangol - January 20, 2012, 9:10 pm
that rifle would take his arm off at the elbow if it could fire
ramblerjw - June 17, 2010, 3:23 pm
lllico, not only that, but holding the b*** stock in the fold of his elbow would make it hard to hit the side of a barn at more han 15 yards
Reason - February 18, 2010, 2:44 pm
I would have said, killing you then killing himself...hopefully
IllicoPresto - February 18, 2010, 12:10 pm
I wouldn't worry too much. With the bolt open, he can't aim and he can't shoot.


NON-SEQUITURS - I have no idea what a Non-Sequitur is, But look..... A puppy, and he's smiling.


TAGS: chompers puppy non sequiter august 7
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Chompers

Chompers - August 8, 2010, 6:07 am
I like puppies.
Cubbybear - August 8, 2010, 1:33 am
Two "CUTE" posters in a row? Alright, what did you do to the REAL Chompers? 5/5 puppies
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 1:31 am
LOL!


WHIRLED PEACE -


TAGS: john lennon ben and jerry s world peace
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:28 am
sweet nuts, or the sour ones? 5l
krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 6:12 pm
funny!
fascistfrenchman - August 12, 2010, 3:46 pm
Isn't it the truth :P
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 12:00 pm
5L RL!
culos - August 12, 2010, 8:42 am
LOL @ Grey
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 8:40 am
hehehe, he said "taint"...5L
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 11:33 pm
Great. 5L
Feasibly - August 11, 2010, 10:36 pm
Nice one RL. Makes me wanna make a trip to the freezer.
Cubbybear - August 11, 2010, 10:25 pm
Oh so delicious! Do they still make Cherry Garcia...I could eat a pint
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:19 pm
Well played!


OCCUPY -




OBVIOUS -




IMAGINE - If he hadn't been gunned down


TAGS: john lennon beyond greybeard
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Tyrone - October 26, 2009, 10:11 am
Does this mean John Lennon is actually Larry David?
MO - September 22, 2009, 8:20 pm
I apologize for stepping all up on a few of your posters there Dude. I was trolling a troll.....haven't caught him yet....
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:17 pm
No...if he hadn't been gunned down we would have had to look at Yoko's mug even more for the past 25 years! Sorry, guy was a genius but he had no taste in women!!!
MO - September 22, 2009, 7:25 pm
Gee Deerk, what WERE they based on?
Derek - September 22, 2009, 7:24 pm
Strangely enough, most peoples' fascination with John Lennon wasn't based on his looks.


IDEOLOGY -


TAGS: motifake ideology nonsense life reality
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by steph1

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:32 pm
I agree with a lot with what Seuss says, but nonsense doesn't wake up my brain cells. It sets off a "must kill" sensor. . . . hmmm, massive it does wake up brain cells, haha.
forseti - May 27, 2011, 2:33 pm
no
Kspace - May 27, 2011, 8:45 am
Is that a tunnel?


BLITZ TURTLE -


TAGS: ww2 day turtle cannon blitzkrieg
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

p0kegeek - December 16, 2009, 10:24 am
BLASTOISE!
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:00 pm
s'okay, the french will stop laughing once the first sh** is fired.
Bartimaeus - November 23, 2009, 1:53 pm
LMAO, good one, LD. I can't stop laughing! XD
MrRandom - November 23, 2009, 1:52 pm
The french.
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 1:49 pm
Laugh now, but when they finally get to Poland in 2037 THEN who'll be laughing? Hmmmm!?
spacedog - November 23, 2009, 1:19 pm
Nice one Bart.
Chopperliscious - November 21, 2009, 2:05 pm
You vill do vot you are enstructed uddervise you vill shelled ...
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 1:56 pm
Thanks for the votes and comment. I a**ume that message is something in German...perhaps plans for Poland. lol
Reason - November 21, 2009, 10:11 am
i cant make it out but it looks like there is something written on the side of the turtle.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 9:26 am
Brilliant!
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 9:22 am
Day of the Turtle


WHITEBEARD - Hans Langseth Died 10.11.1927 With A 5.33m Long Beard. The Godfather Of Greybeards.


TAGS: greybeards icon sadly none of his motifakes had been survived
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:36 pm
uh d***... that's what you call 'whining' i guess... so sorry, delete it!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:34 pm
No. And I'm not alone as I see it... But please believe me, you're my role model and I really try to reach your level of quality. It's just that I'm a foreigner, so give me a chance!! :-*
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
Forseti... do you understand the phrase "Quality over Quantity"?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
I'm guessing he had to be very careful walking and sitting in front of fireplaces.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:11 pm
Just asked him: He doesn't know you either...
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 10:04 pm
Don't know him.


VIGILANTES ANONYMOUS -


TAGS: 12step anonymousli ttlebuddy dynamic duo
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

agdaniele - January 31, 2011, 12:50 pm
Just the tags?
5150monkeylove - January 30, 2011, 11:45 pm
Something went wrong with the tags.
ICEMAN - January 30, 2011, 11:28 pm
That'll work. 5


I HAVE A CANNON - Bring it on.


TAGS: cannon gun facepalm funny weapon
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

dslohand - September 8, 2012, 11:19 pm
I guess size does matter....probibly lol
RetiredUSNChief - September 6, 2012, 1:45 am
Heh! Bring it on! The cannon needs water to work, anyway! If you want to see it being tested right after I built it, look up "carbide pirate cannon" on youtube.
Sean - September 6, 2012, 1:10 am
Uhm, yeaaahhh. The "***" are where the t-a-p was. I mean, it's not like I said "papwater" cuz that would be gross.
Sean - September 6, 2012, 1:07 am
Oops. Uhmm, Mods. Hey Mods!!! I think that big mean ruffian fella just threatened me. Do something! Oh, and by the W, my supersoaker ... it's filled with UNFILTERED *** WATER.
RetiredUSNChief - September 6, 2012, 12:58 am
Oh, I have a clue, since I built it. :):) It reloads in seconds! Bring your supersoaker...we'll make it a party!
Sean - September 6, 2012, 12:49 am
You have an EMPTY canon and nary a clue how to reload it. Me and my supersoaker will be right over, Dorathy!


LENNON -


TAGS: lennon beatles god bono
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 1:42 pm
Imagine if Mark David Chapman had decided to give peace a chance =/
petrocks11 - December 8, 2010, 10:54 pm
Imagine there's no Mark David Chapman


ANONYMOUS -


TAGS: legion anon atom power epic
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - July 10, 2010, 2:25 pm
PS: Me Too Young To Care About Goverment Andor Anarchy, the way i see it things are good the way they are.
Hawamleh - July 10, 2010, 2:24 pm
Dude,What I Do Online, Has Nothing To Do With What I Do In Real Life, I A Straight A Student Captain Of the swim And Soccer Team. I Live Life To Win, I Just Use The Webs To Unleashe Fail Haw, Because We All Need To Fail Sometimes,
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 12:13 pm
Just like religion overthrowing governments. You have vision and purpose, but no understanding of long-term effects.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 12:12 pm
History has shown that you beat the game by playing the game. Come out from the shadows, roll up your sleeves, and make a life out of change. What you strive for amounts to anarchy... and that, again, leads to a more suffocating leadership.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 12:10 pm
Oh Hammy...so young, so eager, so.......stupid (sorry man)
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 12:08 pm
Tsk tsk. Such delusions of grandeur.
Hawamleh - July 10, 2010, 12:05 pm
They Are Not An Organization, We Are Not An Organization, We Are The People, We Are Everyone...
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 4:52 am
As I've said before... crush a leadership, and you'll open the door for organized crime. And if you think your leadership is opressive now, just remember what organized crime does to this sort of resistance.
TheTrashHeap - July 10, 2010, 1:07 am
Let's see what other groups from history hid behind masks...
TheTrashHeap - July 10, 2010, 1:05 am
Who would lead a group too scared to show their faces?
Anonymous2 - July 10, 2010, 12:32 am
With this power, we can cause leaders to fall, movements to crumble, but we have no main spokesman.


ANONYMOUS -


TAGS: anonymous internet long cat
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by motinet

Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:58 am
I so love the internet. :-)
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 2:51 pm
Apparently, society is a few abortions short.
LOLOLOL - August 2, 2009, 2:49 pm
We are anon:united group We are legion:united by a cause We do not forgive: scientology for killing Lisa,Shaun and David We do not forget:the crimes that they have done (forced abortiions etc) Expect us:To protest but have fun (aka protest and "lulz")


JUST FOR TODAY -




WE SUBMIT TO THE MAJORITY BECAUSE WE HAVE TO. - BUT WE ARE NOT COMPELLED TO CALL OUR ATTITUDE OF SUBJECTION A POSTURE OF RESPECT. - Ambrose Bierce




Education -


TAGS: education ignorance nonchanging years
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 3:13 pm
Thank you Mr. Beard!
Greybeard - September 6, 2013, 9:33 am
So much truth in a simple foto and a few words. Awesome poster. 5L's....


WE ARE ANONYMOUS - We are FAAABUUULLLOOOOUUUUUSSSS!!!




PUNCTUATION - An effective way to end a sentence or emphasize a statement.




RACISM -


TAGS: life time human nature evil anonymous control mind power
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by giulio

me - September 17, 2009, 1:45 pm
So you are saying whites are being controlled by racist blacks and mexicans? Makes sense.


NADIA? - Who's Nadia?




Coffee -


TAGS: coffee coffee coffee gimme dat coffee and none of that frou frou crap
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Oldsod - November 16, 2014, 7:49 pm
...and thi5 goes into the Classroom File...God bless whomever boiled that first bean...
MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:22 pm
I take mine with 2 cigarettes and just a drop of cream. Come on over...the pot's a brewing and the lighter is in my hand.
spacedog - November 16, 2014, 11:26 am
Amen to that Silver.
mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 10:22 am
Cup of coffee and a cigarette . . . calms me right down! Better than a valium salt lick! Lol!
Greeny - November 16, 2014, 10:12 am
It's near the top of my wet & warm list
Thedge - November 16, 2014, 9:32 am
Sadly, the placebo effect only.


NO NAME - A man who embodies utter cooolness, does not need one.




GIBBERISH - Everybody says "coochicoochicoo" when they see me... Its as if they've gone daft and speak only Gibberish... Haven't they heard about friggin' newspapers....


TAGS: baby gibberish newspaper nonsense baby
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - August 23, 2011, 12:44 am
He's a crossword consultant for the NY Times... :D
Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 5:54 pm
I'll bet the ****y little bugger does 'em in pen
440wakeup - August 22, 2011, 5:49 pm
yueagh well lets see that lil rhapscallion do the soduku, insollent lil pup.


HOMELESSNESS -




IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - I WANT AN UNLIMITED AMMO SUPPLY FOR THIS BIG BAD BOY, WHICH WOULD GO WITH ME EVERYWHERE I GO...


TAGS: the gau 8 30mm cannon would be my best friend clearer of traffic and overall tool of vengance against all
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:47 pm
He'll be my..."Whuppin boy"...BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 10:03 am
ohh, a silent but deadly a** muffler
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 9:59 am
Actually I'm going to shove it straight up your b***, and you'll be my weapons carrier.
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:23 am
And you will cary it in your pocket?


CHUCK NORRIS - He isn't smiling at you. He's taunting you.


TAGS: demotivatinonal posters chuck norris
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by hatethehaters

hatethehaters - February 12, 2013, 10:58 am
LOL! You've actually got a point. What do you think I should do instead of making posters of the most epic human being, dead or alive?
steve1961 - February 11, 2013, 10:44 pm
Even Chuck Norris cannot put a stop to Chuck Norris posters...


SENSE: THIS PICTURE MAKES NONE -


TAGS: jedi toucan vacuum cleaner sense none
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by backofthehearse

TheBarnShark - May 12, 2010, 12:48 am
Spacedog FTW! That is shear genius.
spacedog - December 13, 2009, 11:35 pm
The dust mites are easy to scare, but they will be back in greater numbers.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:55 pm
LAUGH, this poster makes none!


FAVORITISM -




SOMEBODY CALLS YOU -


TAGS: john lennon lucyin the sky
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - February 22, 2011, 10:39 pm
Couldn't resist? This is great!
tellitlikeitis - February 22, 2011, 8:47 pm
Couldn't resist... love this one. The picture fits these lyrics perfectly. Long live the Beatles! ng live the Beatles!


INADVERTANT CORPORATE RACISM -


TAGS: racism non pc humor
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

MashiMashi - April 6, 2013, 9:36 am
And muschrooms, kept in the dark and fed shirt


CLARITY -


TAGS: choice anarchy tea anonymous mafia
Rating: 4.45/5

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forseti - July 27, 2010, 8:26 am
that's fantastic!! 7L (i'll give you two times one lion more than you deserve on other pics...*g*)
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 12:34 am
LOL! Thx, cranky! You've been kickin' b*** lately on posters! Excellent quality over quantity!
crankyhead - July 27, 2010, 12:30 am
5 valentine's day massacres for you.
Derek - July 27, 2010, 12:27 am
As the Russians have learned first hand


Music -




RESULTS OF THE WARTHOG AUTOPSY - the innards are a tad mean


TAGS: the cannon
Rating: 4.17/5

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me4891 - March 3, 2010, 1:03 pm
Mounted in my office, behind and above pointed at the two chairs in front of me. Easy way to not have to deal with sales calls
R.S.Jake - March 3, 2010, 12:07 pm
I want that attached to my car!


GATHER ROUND MOTIFAKERS -


TAGS: lennon mccartney sgt pepper lucilleball
Rating: 4.13/5

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Airman - October 21, 2011, 10:34 am
i thought it was John Fred and the Playboy band's song
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 13, 2011, 11:51 pm
Airman, I'd like to solve the puzzle. "Lucy In the Sky with Douchebags" (I'm not welcome back at the wheel)
CloudchaserS - October 13, 2011, 11:49 pm
I totally get it, but I'm not gonna say what it is and spoil it for anyone who has yet to see this
Feasibly - October 13, 2011, 9:44 pm
Whadda ya mean jiggle the handle?
mariand - October 13, 2011, 9:16 pm
I'm living in a fool's paradise? :))
the1stCOMMI3 - October 13, 2011, 8:35 pm
5illy b****, the kitchen's that way
Greeny - October 13, 2011, 7:27 pm
Timothy Leary plays ball in the sky?
crankyhead - October 13, 2011, 7:03 pm
rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies. =)
Verdeckt - October 13, 2011, 6:55 pm
Lucy got 5ome 'splainin' to do?


GIVE PEACE A CHANCE -


TAGS: john lennon revolution
Rating: 4.05/5

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Sean - August 13, 2011, 8:28 pm
No Sir! They most definitelyl WILL NOT!!!
ICEMAN - August 12, 2011, 11:21 pm
All we are saying... is give peas a chance. They're mighty tasty in a tuna casserole.


SICK WORLD - It needs a doctor


TAGS: john lennon
Rating: 3.83/5

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BoneCD - July 28, 2012, 7:53 am
How about, "Hey John, She is yellow cause she's a Chink, got nothing to do with the squirrels pissing on your driveway."


THE COUNT - 1 Strike 3 Balls


TAGS: funny humor baseball non political
Rating: 3.73/5

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Liam - August 9, 2009, 11:18 am
Wow, I'm an idiot..."I hope this guy was wearing a cup" that's what I meant to type...fingers betrayed me again.
Liam - August 9, 2009, 10:57 am
Bonds used HGH not roids. Oh, and I hope this guy was where a cup.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 1:11 am
Definitely true, we'd need a BB for Bonds. Thanks for the praise.
BoneCD - June 14, 2009, 12:11 am
If that was Bonds I'd say that 3rd ball was too big for roids...lol. Nice poster WTFO


ONLINE ANONYMITY - Because if THEY say they don't want you to have it you can be sure you need it.


TAGS: aonline anonymity
Rating: 2.43/5
Hector - April 6, 2009, 9:37 am
Wow. This is a great post. Thanks.


WORDS TO LIVE BY.... -


TAGS: lennon
Rating: 2.09/5

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SELLING LEMONADE? - Not on my watch! deleted deleted


TAGS: none
Rating: 1.67/5

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SYNONYMS -


TAGS: prision pregnant synonym shock value
Rating: 4.61/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 9:32 am
Epic LoL
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 12:19 am
LOL'd!


WHEN IT WAS A GAME... -


TAGS: none of that fancy coleco graphics
Rating: 4.1/5

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Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 11:10 pm
lol I've had Vice City forever, and still haven't getten around to beating it. I do, however, love getting the different weapons and beating the **** out of bystanders. The tank cheat code is good for an hour of fun.lol
MrRandom - January 10, 2010, 11:02 pm
Time spent playing the game : 2 hours Time spent running people over and screwing around : 12 hours
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:57 pm
GTA? I played that a couple times. Pissed my friend off.... sat on the roadside, listening to the radio for an hour. Vice City.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:56 pm
Aaaaargh! Both of these ones have adam's apples!!!!
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 10:51 pm
You guys are talking about GTA, right? Right?
GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 10:49 pm
don't forget to check her adams apple
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:49 pm
Just buy her a drink and talk to her... she'll tell you how it'll come to fruition.
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 10:47 pm
Yes, but we get to decide how the h***er dies. That takes some thinking. lol
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:39 pm
Especially with today's hi-res.
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 10:38 pm
lol I see what you mean. The gloves look like ovaries. That's imagination.
Who Cares? - January 10, 2010, 10:37 pm
Well v***** boxing needs to make a comeback.
MrRandom - January 10, 2010, 1:09 am
Thats not to say video games today aren't imaginative, simply most kids don't much have an imagination anymore. I'm not saying this as a huge gamer......
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 10, 2010, 1:05 am
It's true, too.
CANADA - January 10, 2010, 12:52 am
LOL! i have that game for my Atari
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:34 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 11:26 pm
And it's another right jab to the v-jay jay...
Who Cares? - January 9, 2010, 11:23 pm
Is that two uteruses, er uterusi...um..woman parts fighting?


THE HUMAN CANNONBALL - One of the only professions in which one gets hired and fired in one day.


TAGS: human cannonball hired and fired
Rating: 3.8/5

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fan4camping - May 18, 2012, 7:26 pm
A job where you're hired specifically to get fired.... repeatedly. Optional Safety Net not included.


BART IS NOW ANONYMOUS!!! - Don't bother calling him, he can't answer....




MOTIFAKES - Won't Let You Make Fun Of Anonymous. Why Does Anonymous Get Free Speech?!


TAGS: anonymous motifakes fun 4**** fail
Rating: 2.82/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 6:33 pm
Standing up for your beliefs never required a mask before. You guys are just another cult in sheeps clothing. Man up, show your face, change the world.
guyfox - August 11, 2010, 5:57 pm
at least anonymous fights the good fight, I have my mask ready and waiting
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:40 am
Why bother, you would just cry behind your mask.
Anonymous2 - August 11, 2010, 1:35 am
Um... if you really want to make fun of me, you can use the forums, y'know...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 11:41 pm
ummmm....t*** or GTFO........t***?
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:39 pm
Ananoymous likes the site, so we like anonymous.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 10:06 pm
Buy stock in chapstick....Rerun has spoken......
rerun - August 10, 2010, 9:32 pm

still swollen? Sorry, I will go slower next time
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 9:28 pm
****!!! i wish it would stay down more often......
rerun - August 10, 2010, 9:23 pm

at least I can still stand up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 9:18 pm
I was kinda bored.....pencil ***k!
rerun - August 10, 2010, 9:18 pm

you didn't have a problem last night, did you....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 9:09 pm
Last night you called me "daddy" Now I'm " sugarplum" I see..........
rerun - August 10, 2010, 9:05 pm

he speaks from personal experience, don't you sugerplum?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
Just don't make fun of smurfs....Rerun will ra** you in the bum.
whatukno - August 10, 2010, 8:45 pm
We are anonymous, we are legion, we don't do tunnels.
rerun - August 10, 2010, 8:35 pm

Motifakes lets you make fun of almost anybody, however not in tunnels....that is whay we have a comments section. It takes time, however you will get it. Welcome to Motifake.


NON-ASIAN NINJAS - Chuck Norris would kill them all by simply laughing at them




Uber -


TAGS: cannon blue wave uber guy rpc
Rating: 2.21/5

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Zerp - July 2, 2009, 9:39 pm
He meant RPC, Rocket Propelled Chainsaw
Also - December 6, 2008, 10:22 pm
That blue wave looks like a dead guy...
J - November 15, 2008, 10:15 pm
...?
AL3X - October 21, 2008, 2:53 am
he meant rpg
Evil Kiwi - September 26, 2008, 3:26 pm
Oh.
Evil Kiwi - September 26, 2008, 3:26 pm
WTF's an RPC?
Nero - August 6, 2008, 3:14 pm
Sounds about right.


Sense -


TAGS: none blind nonsense stupid forums
Rating: 2.13/5

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energy - November 3, 2008, 11:31 am
the one here, correct. but there are come that have a "read aloud" option, but i haven't seen many in use yet.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 10:35 am
-- they are completely visual and meant to be unreadable by computers.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 10:35 am
I have a family member who teaches the visually impaired and everything energy has said is true. The a**istive technology these days is awesome and getting better. They can follow links and everything online. Probably capchas are the exception because
Culos - November 3, 2008, 9:59 am
First LOL today, thanks Porcelina
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 9:58 am
but.. f***ing f*** f*** graphic f*** f*** f***ing f***edty f***ers f***aloony toon
energy - November 3, 2008, 9:51 am
yes. it will tell you everything the mouse touches and where the cursor is. /usability class.
Culos - November 3, 2008, 9:48 am
So I guess it will also f***ing tell you where the f*** you have to click for the f***ing administrator?
energy - November 3, 2008, 9:46 am
for someone with the name logicdude, you sure don't have any. the screen reader program will f***ing read it to you. try using f***ing google you f***ing stupid f*** before you f***ing talk about **** you don't f***ing know about. f*** you're stupid! i in
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 9:32 am
energy this makes as much sense as braille on a drive-up ATM -- if you're visually-impaired, how can you read the notice?
energy - November 3, 2008, 8:52 am
it makes perfect sense- if you knew anything about web design. there's a thing called a screen reader that... get this... reads the content on the page to you... for... people with visual impairments. go to school once in a while.


THIS MAN - Is not John Lennon. and now, for something completely different...




THE ION CANNON IN SPACE - the fast way to end a war!




LINK - Gayest video game hero EVER!!!!


TAGS: legend of zelda link ganon hyrule nintendo video game rpg rpgs
Rating: 1.47/5

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Sean - August 2, 2009, 12:52 am
Sh-it-st-orm. (hyphens to foil the expletive police)
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:48 am
Ummm...has anyone but me noticed the complete bombardment of 'jalfordesque' posters being made?
Sean - August 2, 2009, 12:44 am
Oh God! Please! Stop. No more like this. Hideous. Jalfordesque incompetence. Dreck. Leave the funny to those who are. Please.


IMMORTALITY - Write a wise saying and your name will live forever -Anon


TAGS: anon was a smart guy
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - June 22, 2011, 9:16 pm
lol


non-stick cookware -


TAGS: non stick cookware cooking frying eggs
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 19, 2013, 10:41 pm
This is true. I tried ever so much to educate people about this when I worked at a Farberware store. It was mostly women who genuinely believed it, the men were the ones who didn't believe it one bit. I prefer cast iron.
Cannabal - October 19, 2013, 8:56 pm
Bull5hit, there is no such thing as "non-stick cookware." You still have to put a cup of oil in in 'em.


In keeping with the spirit of mao and JW….. -


TAGS: you too vernon
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - December 18, 2013, 8:47 pm

I have actually used that in a card.
GaryO - December 18, 2013, 8:58 am
Well, little, with you and Em’s inspiration, I feel compelled to conjure up a little ditty. OCDs are so…what’s the word….compelling. Think these guys can carry a tune?
chickenlittle - December 18, 2013, 1:21 am
That just reminded me of a Chrismas card I got one year, it said "Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish.... (and inside) If it weren't for Christmas we'd all be Jewish."
chickenlittle - December 18, 2013, 1:18 am
Merry Christmas Gary and the motifakers! (hey that'd be a good name for a band!)
EmilioDumphque - December 17, 2013, 2:00 pm
There's many good reasons to keep Christmas secular. So: "May you live 100 years, May you drink 100 beers. Get plastered, you bastard, Merry Christmas to you!"
rerun - December 15, 2013, 12:04 pm

From the Jewish mod here, I am not politically correct, so Merry Christmas to those who celebrate.
JesusWept - December 15, 2013, 8:55 am
Thanks, Gary! Same 2 u ;)


anonymous profile -


TAGS: anonymous profile silence of the lambs buffalo bill
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - April 1, 2014, 6:23 pm
Ya I Know What You Mean The Smell.5L's.


another motifake walk thru the past -


TAGS: lgvernon rerun malt shoppe
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 1, 2014, 10:55 pm
He he... 5L
rerun - September 1, 2014, 6:03 pm

Hay now, I plucked all those nose hairs, I saved the last 5 for today
lgvernon - September 1, 2014, 5:16 pm

Of course, Uggie...a girl never forgets her first...WHATEVER that was...
ughomer - September 1, 2014, 4:26 pm
Thanks a bunch for the 5L. You still keep in touch with Rerun at Motifake Moderator Reunions or staff meetings?
lgvernon - September 1, 2014, 4:24 pm

There's just something about an older man. Maybe it's the mystery, perhaps the experience, definitely not the nose hairs. 5 wrinkled Lions!


Tee hee -




It's wonderful -




dozing off in class (again) -


TAGS: lgvernon instructor
Rating: 4.83/5

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lgvernon - September 23, 2013, 11:49 pm

I will see you in the principal's office, Uggie. Unfortunately for you, your parents signed the corporal punishiment agreement.


DAWN AT DUSK -


TAGS: world peace sunrise sunset nonsequiturish
Rating: 4.81/5

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jackripper - August 23, 2010, 2:53 pm
Chompers....sorry
jackripper - August 23, 2010, 2:53 pm
That is Demotivational...or exciting, depending on if you enjoyed the back of Choppers Van


A Little Tribute -


TAGS: hidden talents members homebased business crafts art threats lgvernon
Rating: 4.78/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 1:01 am
Meant in the kindest of ways...honest(with fingers crossed behind my back). Teehee?
lgvernon - November 15, 2013, 4:36 pm

I'm gone for a few days and the natives go bananas. Prissy, you've got some 'spainin' to do!~
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 11:06 pm
I hope so. Cuz if "she" shoots, I'm a goner :(
GaryO - November 14, 2013, 9:45 pm
She shoots…….she SCORES!!!


nonsensical nonsense #1 -




communication -




The Kardashians -




THE STANDARD OF GOOOOOOD -




Khalil Gibran -


TAGS: prophet lebanon
Rating: 4.67/5

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Thedge - October 10, 2014, 9:45 pm
Man's name? Khalil Gibran. 3rd best selling poet in history.
Greeny - October 10, 2014, 8:52 pm
I tried rearranging the letters to spell something meaningful; so much for that...


THANKS JOHN - All I Am Saying Is Give Piece A Chance


TAGS: lennon tribute offbeat rerun
Rating: 4.61/5

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Donkasaurus - December 8, 2010, 11:21 pm
I dunno if its la mal herbala hablando but that looks so delicious right now.


AND I WONDER... - AND WORRY


TAGS: del shannon
Rating: 4.6/5

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crowe - November 3, 2012, 8:53 pm
Don't worry she's at my house! Bwaa ha haa


Road Rage -




HOOKED ON MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: timothy leary addicted applesauce non sequitur
Rating: 4.43/5

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spacedog - July 7, 2010, 6:56 pm
d*** endorphins are always getting me in trouble. 5L
forseti - July 7, 2010, 6:13 pm
wtf TTH?!? I came here to forget reality. Last thing I wanna see is a reminder... 5 h***ers
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 6:06 pm
I hate thias poster, 5L
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
I I I I I I I I I sssswwwweeaaarrrrr immmm not addicted. I can quit when ever i want, i promise. 5L


GANDALF -




Insecure Women -




LOVE - This has nothing to do with it. Please, move along.


TAGS: love nonsense
Rating: 4.38/5

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mariand - January 1, 2013, 8:46 pm
oh, you have a poor imagination...hehehe


REJECTION - When Being Anonymous On The Internet Isn't Good Enough




HERE WE SEE THE FORUM TROLL - SUCKING UP A NEW LOAD TO SPEW this is also the perfect time to attack GO FOR IT!


TAGS: i would say go for the balls but we all know they got none
Rating: 4.29/5

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phydeaux - April 3, 2010, 2:35 pm
BUWAHAHAHAHA!!! WE EATSES THE TROLLS!!!
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:36 am
LOL! Winning hearts and minds, phy? This is a troll magnet! 5 ballsy L's!


We the people -


TAGS: europa universalis 3 expansions anonymous motifayk
Rating: 4.14/5

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motifayk - April 19, 2014, 6:33 pm
The hacktivists are a funny group. They may or may not be the real anonymous. The real anonymous are us, you and me. Good day to you.
Rick69 - April 19, 2014, 6:27 pm
Tell me how the Anonymous is related to this...


DON'T MIND THE ID.. -




AGGY'S DOG -


TAGS: all in good fun fetch boy alcoholic drinker synonyms for aggy
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 2:07 am
I'll still let you bring me beer, Haar...
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 1:58 am
my friends dog retrives beer, but he had to put a spring on the door so the fridge would close after
Haarakkon - September 28, 2009, 1:56 am
I'm offended by this poster.
agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 1:44 am
He's a far better retriever than my girlfriend.


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